Jun 14, 2006

Gringo Conspiracy

Caution: Reading this article may be a violation of The Mexican Constitution's prohibition of meddling by foreigners. You may face deportation!

Mexico probably has more political organizations, bands, blocs, bunches, cabals, camps, caucuses, cells, circles, clans, cliques, clubs, coalitions, combinations, combines, combos, concerns, conclaves, confederacies, conspiracies, contingents, coteries, crews, crowds, designs, divisions, ententes, gangs, guilds, insiders, intrigues, juntas, knots, lobbies, machines, minorities, mobs, networks, offshoots, outfits, partnerships, parties, pressure groups, rings, schisms, sects, sections, sectors, sets, sides, splinter groups, teams, units, unions or wings than any civilized place in the universe.

A tiny little "Gringos for Peje" lobby, dispensing single US dollar bills to prospective voters should be no problem here. After all the Mexican national side is promising and delivering lanchas, monuments, pensions, US citizenship and three chickens in every pot.

This Peje group would be self financed, only being dependent on functioning ATM machines in beautiful downtown Catemaco. As has been previously explained, this is already being sabotaged!

The July 2nd election is near. This foreign conspiracy is probably looking for your support.